TO: Artemio S. Cacanindin
FROM: Ben Fredrickson
DATE: September 24, 2014
SUBJECT: Your Internet Presence
Artemio I am in a state of confusion
right now. You haven't posted anything on your blog other than the
the assignment due on September 24. Not only that, you haven't signed
up to be a member of the USU CMST 3050: Technical and Professional
Communication (2014) Facebook group which was a requirement for
receiving class information. In fact the only information available
on the only assignment that you have completed is found in the CMST
3050 Facebook group. I am seriously beginning to doubt the legitimacy
of your existence. The only person on Facebook with the name “Artemio
Cacanindin” happens to be an Elderly gentleman living in Denver
Colorado. The odds of this man being a student at USU are slim.
Artemio Cacanindin on Facebook.
Thus began my quest to prove to myself
your non-existence. I found a handful of Artemio Cacanindins living
in California as well as one in Washington. It is unlikely that any
of these current residents of states other than Utah are students at
Utah State University.
It is also unlikely that a current
student at USU has graduated from the University of Washington in
1984 with a Bachelors of Science and a Masters of Science in 1985.
The only information that I could find
pertaining to a man named Artemio S. Cacanindin who was possibly a
student at USU was the birth record of a 23 year old man named
Artemio Sean Cacanindin. Having been born November 28, 1991 in
California, it is possible that this man could be a current student
at Utah State University.
My conclusion is that you are even less
of a real boy than Pinocchio was. I can find no indication that
there is a person by the name of Artemio S. Cacanindin attending Utah
State University. On the off chance that you happen to be real I
suggest you start a profile on LinkedIn and connect Utah State
University in your profile. If you have a corporeal form, it is not
represented anywhere I could discover on the internet.

