Online Reputation of Artemio S. Cacanindin

TO: Artemio S. Cacanindin

FROM: Ben Fredrickson

DATE: September 24, 2014

SUBJECT: Your Internet Presence

Artemio I am in a state of confusion right now. You haven't posted anything on your blog other than the the assignment due on September 24. Not only that, you haven't signed up to be a member of the USU CMST 3050: Technical and Professional Communication (2014) Facebook group which was a requirement for receiving class information. In fact the only information available on the only assignment that you have completed is found in the CMST 3050 Facebook group. I am seriously beginning to doubt the legitimacy of your existence. The only person on Facebook with the name “Artemio Cacanindin” happens to be an Elderly gentleman living in Denver Colorado. The odds of this man being a student at USU are slim.

Artemio Cacanindin on Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/artemio.cacanindin/about?section=living&findIndex=function%20b(c%2Cd)%7Bif(this%3D%3Dnull)throw%20new%20TypeError(%27Array.prototype.findIndex%20called%20on%20null%20or%20undefined%27)%3Bif(typeof%20c!%3D%3D%27function%27)throw%20new%20TypeError(%27predicate%20must%20be%20a%20function%27)%3Bvar%20e%3DObject(this)%2Cf%3De.length%3E%3E%3E0%3Bfor(var%20g%3D0%3Bg%3Cf%3Bg%2B%2B)if(g%20in%20e)if(c.call(d%2Ce[g]%2Cg%2Ce))return%20g%3Breturn%20-1%3B%7D&find=function%20(c%2Cd)%7Bif(this%3D%3Dnull)throw%20new%20TypeError(%27Array.prototype.find%20called%20on%20null%20or%20undefined%27)%3Bvar%20e%3Db.call(this%2Cc%2Cd)%3Breturn%20e%3D%3D%3D-1%3Fa%3Athis[e]%3B%7D

Thus began my quest to prove to myself your non-existence. I found a handful of Artemio Cacanindins living in California as well as one in Washington. It is unlikely that any of these current residents of states other than Utah are students at Utah State University.

http://www.accutellus.com/people/Artemio+Cacanindin

It is also unlikely that a current student at USU has graduated from the University of Washington in 1984 with a Bachelors of Science and a Masters of Science in 1985.

http://www.aa.washington.edu/news/Highflight/Highflight_03.pdf

The only information that I could find pertaining to a man named Artemio S. Cacanindin who was possibly a student at USU was the birth record of a 23 year old man named Artemio Sean Cacanindin. Having been born November 28, 1991 in California, it is possible that this man could be a current student at Utah State University.

https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/VG9N-1GV

My conclusion is that you are even less of a real boy than Pinocchio was. I can find no indication that there is a person by the name of Artemio S. Cacanindin attending Utah State University. On the off chance that you happen to be real I suggest you start a profile on LinkedIn and connect Utah State University in your profile. If you have a corporeal form, it is not represented anywhere I could discover on the internet.